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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Turns out all my Pinterest clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie.

Turn out all my clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie. Haugen Haugen Barb L Milsaps Soares

@Maria Cash You KNOW this is us. Dramatic facial expressions, sounds, flails, the list continues. lol

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Please excuse me while I overreact irrationally.

If you could lose weight by just wearing work out clothes, we'd be the skinniest bitches around....

Funny Sports Ecard: If you could lose weight by just wearing work out clothes, we'd be the skinniest bitches around.

Someday, when you clean all the toilets, you can stay up late and eat the secret ice cream too.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude, but sarcasm stepped in and saved the day. Happens every darn day!

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Warning, I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore. So proceed with caution.

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Wine and Yoga Pants

You know this is right, but then then some of the 50 year olds will want a store too. It would sell wine and who gives a damn, bring on the hard liquor. We should open a store called 'Forever We can sell Wine and Yoga pants.

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