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You have no idea how much restraint I have.even when I do comment.I have to hold so much back. Yes yes indeed!

Makes sense.

Hilarious ecards… Enjoy ;)

Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

I hate it when people get all worked up about cursing. Bitches better be glad my abuse is only verbal and not physical. #ecards

This is the truest pin for me. Thanks Creswell Creswell Myhre for finding it! So accurate for my feelings, damn

Nursing eCard--It's not that diabetes, heart disease, and obesity runs in your family. It's thay no one runs in your family. Hahaha

Nursing eCard--It's not that diabetes, heart disease, and obesity runs in your family. It's thay no one runs in your family. Hahaha I need to start running again for real!

Your posts are so fascinating. How did you learn to say ' I want Attention' in so many different ways?

Your posts are so fascinating. How did you learn to say ' I want Attention' in so many different ways? Omg this applies to SO many people I know.

"Baby got hip bones" NO! NO! NO!

To my big girls, if you've ever felt bad about your body, remember that Sir-Mix-a-Lot has never released a song called "Baby Got Hip Bones".

Let see, "I'm sorry you didn't get my last email giving you this summers dates for vacation like the judge ordered to be given by the first of April, but my email mistakingly was messed up"... Oh Amy, bless your heart. If it's not that blasted post office it's that darn email.

Rottenecards - I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole.

I wish I could deny it

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.

Every time I think I have all of my ducks in a row...I turn around, and one of those bitches is waddling off!

Excuse the language but this is hilarious. And so true! "Every time I think I have all of my ducks in a row.I turn around, and one of those bitches is waddling off!

Yesterday sucked. So glad Shawn stayed home today to take care of the kids. I feel like death.

Looks like I'll be sleeping and laying in bed all day. Oh wait, I'm a mom. LOL , No sick days for us.

Really. My pet peeve.  Just put the shopping cart up people.

REALLY important question. So important. - Page 3

"I would hate for you to walk another three feet to put the shopping cart where it belongs. One of my MAJOR pet peeves! Seriously people, put your shopping carts AWAY!

If you don't want to talk about it, don't post vague status updates on Facebook fishing for people to ask you what's wrong.

So true, and one of my pet peeves! "If you don't want to talk about it, don't post vague status updates on FB, fishing for people to ask you what's wrong!

I would #marry you but you don't know how to #snowboard.  #wedding

This is so true it's like people are trying to convince themselves when they post incessantly about their relationships. Reminds me of a certain couple.

Lazy People  Why do their job?  When they can pretend   to do it & get paid any  way?  And watch you do it   for them!!    WorkPlace#101

Lazy People Why do their job? When they can pretend to do it & get paid any way? And watch you do it for them! Then they complain about you or pretend you don't do anything to make themselves feel better

LOL! Thank you. For all those "moms" who go out every weekend to party. Get out of here.

Nope, sorry I am not one of those that can dump my kid off to the grandparents every weekend so I can be pathetic and act half my age.