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webmd always says i'm dying of cancer! EVERY TIME! Me- "Why do I have a strange taste in my mouth?" WebMD - No big deal, just throat cancer.

Sometimes success is just getting the laundry into the dryer before the mildew sets in.

Free and Funny Mother's Day Ecard: Sometimes success is just getting the laundry into the dryer before the mildew sets in.

Don't assume everything is part of God's plan for you.  Sometimes it's just you, using your agency.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions. This is for many people I know

Funny Lunch/Dinner Ecard: I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!

I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over! Hahahah soooo me!

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Glad I don't snore. I suppose That's why most men wake like why do my ribs hurt, cause you snore and your old lady kicked you in the them while you were snoring.

Please send prayers for is then 16 hours layer we are tracking her down and stalkig her at cracker barell and no sign  of logan as usual lol

Love this! I barely get on FB anymore because the same people always have either drama or pity parties. I've got family members I could call if I wanted to hear it.

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totally me! I couldn't be fake about anything if I tried - my facial expressions would never allow it.

You’re not truly a parent till you’ve swatted blindly into the back seat of the car, hoping to connect with a kid.

You’re not truly a parent till you’ve swatted blindly into the back seat of the car, hoping to connect with a kid. My mom was the master at this.

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