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Funny Reminders Ecard: Lessons in Womanhood: You are only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if you had to.

Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

I have this super power. I knew I was a super hero. " Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when...

Funny Confession Ecard: Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when I see stuck up bitches from high school being all fatter than me. So true

why wasnt the rest of the world raised by tiger mothers?!

I'm afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating. ----OMG, no kidding. The entitled generation of "adults" that think the world revolves around them.

You done messed up, A-A-Ron!

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Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.  #someecards

"Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed." I need one that says, "Don't make me mad then tell me I have an attitude problem.

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This will forever be my mantra. Until I get a tattoo.....which I have been looking at..so I will have to change my mantra. But for now, this is it! :)

My Favorite Prank that I ever Did Pull

Just sayin.) When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them "Would you put bumper stickers on a Ferrari?

Everyone should have sangria Saturdays

Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. erinmavrides Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

Too bad it's only Tuesday.

I deserve a medal for making it through LIFE without stabbing someone (with a fork)

i'm a hero

i just rescued some wine. it was trapped in a bottle. i saved the day! must be heroes everyday!

life should be more like hockey...

Life should be more like hockey when someone pisses you off you just beat the s*** out of them then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes

If I had a dollar for every time I felt more emotion for a fictional character than people in real life, I could pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.

If I had a dollar for every time I felt more emotion for a fictional character than people in real life, I could pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need. the truth in this haha