word to your mother!! i will use this.
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Another Pinner says: "That's for you "B" because you are the man who has a mouth that is full of bullshit itself."
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"You're the best thing that ever happened to me." Such bullshit. Wipe that shit from your mouth or feed it to the dumbass who will believe it. :) LOL!!!
Reminds me of a few people I have met in my life!! "Wipe your mouth, there is still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips." #quotes #bullshit
"Wipe your mouth, there is still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips." #quotes #bullshit....haha Shaun angle
HAHAHA "Wipe your mouth, there is still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips." #quotes #bullshit
I feel such pity for a person who STILL can't fathom not being loved enough by HER first choice. Pretending her life is perfect expecting mine to be false. Hoping she finds peace in the person who is accepting her as sloppy seconds. Move on marry someone willing to accept you and put up with your ambiguous feelings. Fake. Know this....I will be holding loving and enjoying the person you so sought out for years. Quit trying to lie about the truth! Wipe the bullshit from your mouth.
made me fall out laughing!!! I can so hear tj say this!!!
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"Let's eat grandpa. Let's eat, grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life." #grammar #homeschooling #granpa #punctuation
correct punctuation can save a person's life. I just LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!! Married to an English major who is married to a perfectionist editing freak. LOVE!!!! Don't eat grandpa!!!!
Megan Fitz thinks this is an important representation of correct grammar usage. Using not only correct punctuation, but also correct grammar in general can help you on the act and later in life.
I laughed out loud when I read this!!!!!! So true.... correct punctuation is very important... obviously.
The importance of grammar strikes again. I am an English teacher and this is my life.
Correct punctuation can save a person's life! @Jordan Miller ... hahaha! So true!
my english teacher in HS always came up with funny stuff like that
Correct punctuation can save a person's life. #funny #humor
Grammar can save a life quote
This is too funny. @Leslie H. this is for u!!!
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For all my other OCD, or should I say, CDO friends..... @Lauren Keller thought of you a little bit :) at least with the number thing :)
Haha! OCD is really not funny, but my Biffer takes hers with a chuckle so this will make her laugh when I tell her I have CDO!!!
This quote is hilarious! Ha Ashton does not have OCD but if she did she would absolutey change it to CDO
(psych humor) I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order AS THEY SHOULD BE.
I have CDO It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order AS THEY SHOULD BE- Gotta Laugh at It
I do not have CDO or OCD, but I do have a sense of humor, and this is brilliant!
makes me laugh, but if you know anyone with OCD, it's also so true!
ocd. My husband has CDO. He likes to quote this.
OCD humor // funny stuff!!
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I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger... showed this to hubby last night...he was laughing.
Funny love quote; "I love you with all of my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger". #Undonestar
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger... So true
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Finally, having a big butt is not a bad thing... ;) ain't that the truth
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Every time I think of this it makes me laugh. I am not mean enough to say it, but I can sure think it!
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I shouldn't laugh, and I truly don't feel this way about anyone, but it made me giggle.
I would never say this out loud but I'm not denying that I've thought similar things.
hahah we should say this to some people :)
Things that make me laugh...
truth for some people
thats funny stuff
The ultimate curse. Use sparingly.
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I'm sorry... this is so mean-spirited, but I giggle every time I see it! I have two boys WAY into Lego's and I TOTALLY know the feeling of stepping on one!!! I don't wish it on anyone... it HURTS!
I laughed so hard. Anyone who has children with legos knows this is one of the most painful things to do!
ha! This is SO funny! There have sooo many times I have stepped on Mathew and Thatchers legos!
HAHAHA....I laughed out loud and pictured *someone* stepping on some lego...
omg this made me laugh so hard. stepping on legos it's the worst!
BWAHAHAHA. best insult ever. Or a Barbie shoe! this so true!!!!
Step on a Lego. Yeah, that's how I feel about some people...
My new saying when someone makes me angry... hahaha!
Can't stop laughing!! haha! so true!
: D hahaha!
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this made me giggle :)
Funny Facebook idea
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This is soooo my husband!!
this is my life!
lol so funny
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If you have a chronic illness, like Fibro... This HAS to have gone through your head a time or two. INTJ
every time you just run to the store for one thing and look like you just rolled out of bed.
Please Comment, Like, or Re-Pin for later! #lol #lmbo #humor #lmfao #hilarious
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My things / haha all the time!!
So true! Every time!
So true. Laughing.
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As someone for whom advanced math was never (ever) their strong point, this made me grin ear-to-ear :) Thing 2 would laugh at this, then solve it. J
DEAR MATH, I'M NOT A THERAPIST. SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS. this made me laugh and describes my feelings about math perfectly
As someone for whom advancred math was never (ever) their strong point, this made me grin ear-to-ear :) #math #humor #quotes #saying #funny
Wish I'd had this quote when I was in school. I wasn't a therapist then lol
Dear Math, I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems..... I hate math
quote "dear math, I'm not a therapist. solve your own problems"
I teach math...and this still makes me giggle
My quote while in school. Hate math. :)
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"Life should not only be lived, it should be celebrated." - Osho *celebrate life! #happy #life #quote
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When life gives you lemons!
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Life is a party, dress like it
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Life is a party, dress like it. Audrey Hepburn quote
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Just the thought of me being able to do this to a few people I know in my life put a smile on my face.
This is so wrong, and nothing nice, and not the person I am, but it made me laugh hysterically! Shame on me! And if a person's face flashed before your eyes when you read this, shame on you! :-)
This is not nice, but it made me laugh! Shame on me! And if a person's face flashed before your eyes when you read this, shame on you! :-)
Some people are like slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you puch them down a flight of stairs.
Some people are like slinkies.. they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs
Shame on me! And if a person's face flashed before your eyes when you read this, shame on you! :-)
I hope no one really thinks I would think these thoughts.
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funny sayings about stress » Funny pictures, Funny Quotes, Funny Jokes Thats the life lol
Handle Stress - like a Dog. Seriously...there's a few things I'd like to pee on. : )
dog quote. I laughed and laughed when I read this. Totally agree with J. And. K.
My dog could teach me a few things about handling stress!
Handle Stress - like a Dog - I laughed so hard at this
I laughed a little to hard at this! Funny stuff!
Handle Stress - like a Dog Smart animals!!
Dog quote on how to live life
This quote was under wisdom and it may be about wisdom but when I read it I thought is was funny. Not laugh out loud funny but interesting in a pondering funny way.
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i'm not saying you're stupid. i'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
not very nice, but it made me think of my brother, and his humor, and it made me laugh!
Bahaha. Things we say on days we're feeling a bit nicer than usual.
I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
This is so something I would say! Too funny!!
This is such a nice way of saying mean things
things not to say outloud...
Funny stuff /
Truth to live by
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Tip for the completely oblivious. (Thank you Rhi - I love this. It suits today's mood perfectly. "Things I'm tempted to say out loud - but don't.")
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Funny!!! But don't laugh too loud!!!
BIG Smile on this one! haha
can't help but laugh...
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"In order to live you must be able to laugh. Laugh at yourself and those things around you as laughter leads the way to a smile. One simple smile can cure anything that ails you." - Chris Mott - Find Your Sprinkles - www.mottivation.com
:) Who knew? Hahahahaha!! And I just thought is was "racecar"
A palindrome! Who knew! The things I learn on pinterest!!!
World's awesomest palindrome. things that are!
Who'd a thought ??
Lemons and Melons
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"If life gives you melons..." #lemon #lemonade #melon #quote #poster #saying #sign #dyslexic #dyslexia
*laffs* I am dyslexic and I like melons better than lemons anyway. So if life gives me melons, I'll just make a fruit salad.
If Life Gives You Melons T-Shirt | SnorgTees<< I showed this to my Dad and he laughed REALLY HARD.
laughter is still the best medicine & one of life's most important coping skills...this is not meant to offend anyone, but hopefully put a smile on the faces of those who need it most. Some of the best therapy comes from acceptance & the ability to laugh instead of only feeling only sorrow or loss. there is nothing mean spirited in this what-so-ever so please dont take it with anything but a big warm smile knowing we each have struggles & burdens we must learn to laugh about to find peace & joy.
If Life Gives You Melons. What's bad is I read lemons. :( haha oh dyslexia!
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If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic. #humor #quote #funny
So maybe I shouldn't laugh but come ON! That is funny stuff.