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eh, I kinda get the decaf coffee, but non alcoholic beer....that just defeats the purpose of the beer right??

Call your mother and say something nice! And remember that it's your fault that she pees a little every time she sneezes. Love and sacrifice!

Eating noises are my biggest pet peeve! I know a couple people that, despite eating with their closed, somehow still seem to pull off the smacking noise! Go figure! :-/