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I have been opening doors with my penis for years. Who the hell are these people to tell me I can't do it anymore?!

The world’s best airport gate agent…

When people invade my personal space…

When people invade my personal space…

in grade, i was assigned to sit next to this girl. i didnt like her, but she kept putting her binder like and inch or two on my desk and it got me SO FREAKING MAD ALL THE TIME. today, that girl is now one of my closest friends. lol, plot twists.