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Can I get an amen...?

Every guy thoughts every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. Every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat!

Pretty much

Sometimes I Wish I Was a Bird.: Sometimes I wish I was a bird. So I could fly over certain people and shit on there heads.

so true!

so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

especially after hanging out with the best friend!!!!!!! haha

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I find this funny because it's so me

If you don't want to talk about it, don't post vague status updates on Facebook fishing for people to ask you what's wrong.

So true, and one of my pet peeves! "If you don't want to talk about it, don't post vague status updates on FB, fishing for people to ask you what's wrong!


We will probably never understand black holes. Or, why women fall madly in love with douchebags. I can think of a few friends this applies to lol.

Too true! Haha

Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. I'm a loyal black Friday shopper and found this hysterical :)

 Can I get a witness?! Ha!

Of course women don't work as hard as men . They (we) get it right the first time!


If we're not meant to have midnight snacks then why is there a light in the fridge? C: I rest my case, lol!