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True story.... I should of stuck with the salad! LOL
Alcohol. Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad. #quote
Alcohol. because no great story ever started with eating a salad. Oh so true
This couldn't be more true!! Lol And Florida. That is PERFECT!! Haha
Things are different in college…
I get scared when I have to sneeze while driving.
story of my lifeeeeee
For real though. << HAHAHHAAAA..aaaaaa...a wait. I'm actually Squidward..... SPONGEBOB SAVE ME
Because sometimes I need to laugh when I'm home alone!
My two year old says thank you and holds doors and yes... this is the old people reaction every time.
Ain't that the truth? It all happens way too fast.
We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humour.
That moment when you're checking on your sleeping baby and their eyes open so you run before you make direct eye contact.
STRANGERS think I'm quiet. MY FRIENDS think I'm outgoing. MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely insane.
I should of stayed 10 years old forever, forts, climbing trees, naps in the yard, no job, no bills, no kids. Yes please