"No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food."
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...You seem to be retaining food. Story of my Life.
You're not retaining water. You're retaining food!
my life---- Oh so true some days :D
No, you seem to be retaining food.
No... You are not retaining water
It's water weight, or not.
The story of my life.
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Equine medical humor - "I can't say I'm entirely pleased with my hip replacement."
I can't say I'm entirely pleased with my Hip replacement. #funnystuff
Hip replacement, made me laugh while getting hip replacement in 40's!
hip replacement - this makes sense today... 1 week since surgery.
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Hip replacement, physical therapy humor! #hipreplacement
The difference between Women & Men.
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The Way How Men And Women Think - Loveawake Official Blog http://blog.loveawake.com/2014/01/17/way-men-women-think/
Eye Tracking Shows Where People Look on Ads: Men vs. Women http://thriveadvertising.wordpress.com/2012/10/26/eye-tracking-shows-where-people-look-on-ads/
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Funny Quotes and Anecdotes about Women and men
The Difference Between Women & Men
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haha so true!
Fitness Humor | InspireMyWorkout.com - A collection of fitness quotes, workout quotes and workout motivation!
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McDonalds and all fast food is bad ... stop into Ingles or a Grocery store to get a salad....or better yet grow your own food.
Fast food depicted according to health and mascot - Seriously - How is Ronald McDonald so skinny!
Nutrition facts on fast foods. #McDonald's #Wendy's #takeout #food
This should be on all fast food commercials and ads LMAO
Fast Food Icons After Eating Their Own Food For 35yrs!
HAHAHAHA! Eat fast food, and turn into a fatty
Junk food facts
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Dietitian Jokes | funny thing with a diet, the second day of a diet is always easier ...
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Too funny...made me giggle
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Okay...anyone who knows me...this is my life. I think this is the most truthful and perfect quote! HILARIOUS!!!
Story of MY life. SO TRUE! @Cheri Edwards Hamilton @Chelsea Rose Seres
This is so true for my sisters and I! crazy
haha yes. My life summed up in an e card.
Yes!!!! This is totally me and my sister!
Wow. So true for my sister and I. Lol !!!
story of my life...so true and so me!
my life summed up into one ecard.
Whenever the owners of this house with a pool came home, they found puddles of water near their pool. They believed the neighbours kids waited until they went out, to use the pool....so they installed a camera and this is what they saw....
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The owners believed the neighborhood kids waited until they went out to use the pool....so they installed a camera and this is what they saw....
Whenever the owners of this house with a pool came home, they found puddles of water near their pool. They believed the neighbor's kids waited until they went out, to use the pool....so they installed a camera and this is what they saw.... hands down the funniest thing I have seen in a while. Awwwwww!
LMAO... well said...
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single working mom!!! I wish I could be a stay at home mom but the deadbeat won't help out at all, so I have to pick up his slack.
Some days being a single working mom is easier than a SAHM. my boss and I only see each other 9 hours a day.
Lol... single working mom at that!!! Unlike you I found a job I love and don't have to degrade myself doing with twice the pay! yet it still gives me plenty of time to focus on my children, giving my kids my attention mentally, physically and emotionally keeping up with them everyday. So when your done hating you may move on with your life now (;
single working mom...been there, done that! glad I have a partner now!
Ode to the single working mom!!! May God bless them everyone.
http://fashion881.blogspot.com - single working mom!!!
single working mom and interesting comments to go with
single working mom!!! Been there, done that!
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HAHA! This is for all my weight loss buddies out there. I have found a better way...check it out http://share84.com
I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight and I'm OK with that. After all... 7lbs 15oz is just not realistic!
I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight and I'm OK with that. Wa-hooooo ! "TOOOOOO FUNNY!"♥♥
I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight and I'm OK with that. After all....
I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight....
So funny. So true. Was actually my birth weight.
So funny. So true.
"Pinterest: More Tips and Tricks and FAQ" "Bonus tip suggested by pinner Bessie Black in the beginner's guide comments: when you highlight text on a page and then hit "pin it," it copies your highlighted text into the pin description field. I found this by accident when pinning something from Etsy, and it really is a helpful thing to know when you ar"e creating original pins.
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#pinjavu Pinja Vu :) Want to find out if your pinja vu is real? Use HaveIPinned.com
#Quote: Pinja vu, I have the feeling I´ve pinned this before
I have the feeling I´ve pinned this before...
BWAHAHAHAH.. so true, i always have pinja vu
So true, so funny!! Pinja Vu
Pinja Vu - Ha ha ha! So true!!
For the pinterest addicts.
giggling...So very true.
Pinjà Vu: so true!
The look I give when my patient asks for water non-stop and they're on a fluid restriction. Nurse humor. Nursing funny. Nursing humor. Nurse problems. Registered Nurse. RN. Monkey meme. Ugh.
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The look I give when my patient asks for water non-stop and they're on a fluid restriction. Nurse humor. Nursing funny. Nursing humor. Nurse problems. Registered Nurse. Monkey meme. Ugh.
The look I give when my patient asks for water non-stop and they're on a fluid restriction. Nurse humor.
. Nurse humor. Nursing funny. Nursing humor. Nurse problems. Registered Nurse. RN. Monkey meme. Ugh.
Also give this look to dka patients when they went food #nurseproblems
Registered Nurse. RN. Monkey meme. Ugh. Work Neuro and this happens
. Nurse problems. Registered Nurse. RN. Monkey meme. Ugh.
I was this patient during all 3 of my hospital visits.
conflict of pinterest. Darn you Pinterest!
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Conflict of Pinterest: When you have other things to do, but you can't drag your ass off the computer.
Conflict of Pinterest: When you have other things to do, but you can't drag your ass off the computer. (by WTFPinterest.com) Ain't it the truth.
4) make me laugh. ;)lol...I clearly have a serious chronic case...; ***Me too!!!...lol
This is so true, i think most people think like this.
Conflict of Pinterest: Definitely a problem!! :D
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I clearly have a serious chronic case...
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Screaming kids not made to mind really irritates me! Too bad parents don't realize screaming kids ARE NOT cute and most ppl rather they just go away!
I have SO wanted to do this; there ought to be government regulations on some people!!! lol
I laughed so hard on this one. And I might start doing this at walmart!
HA! LOVE IT!! get fixed . 6 screaming kids is enough.
#funny WalMart shopping cart humor #birthcontrol
People probably think this about my three kids!
hahaaaaa!!! funny stuff riiiiight thuuurrr!!
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Cleaning the house vs. pinning? (Actually some of my best cleaning methods have come from Pinterest and are in my eco-friendly board.)
... exactly what im doing right now! good clean humor
story of my life...and other things, too, of course!!
good clean humor..ha ha ha ha!!!
Cleaning the house vs. pinning?
Story of my life.
good clean humor
still one of my favorites
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Cannibalism as a weight loss plan. Maybe "you are what you eat" isn't the best expression... ;-)
have a sense of humor: Smiling Releases Endorphins and Serotonin. I need to eat a skinny person.
My most favorite weight loss cartoon of all times. Watch out skinny people!
I need to eat a skinny person and a nice person and a patient person!! Haha
So funny. LOVE IT! Skinny people better watch out...HERE I COME!!!
eat a skinny person - you are what you eat - weight loss cartoon
Hahaha so true...skinny person to go please
Funny things to say for weight loss
fascinating, tell me more... - (interesetd)(leaning)(farting)(ecard)
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I'm a 10 yr old little boy when he comes to fart jokes!!
The fart jokes are getting me lately ;)
Why do I find fart jokes so funny?
Fart jokes are always funny 😂
Funny Ecards For Haley Bug
I know some of these people!
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You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Laughter is the best medicine.. / LOVE this. Need it on a T-Shirt. To send to like ten thousand people I know....
Laughter is the best medicine.. / LOVE this. Need it on a T-Shirt. To send to like ten thousand people I know....
"Bad Luck when thinking"! I'll have to remember that one! Sounds like something @Adam Chatfield would say!
Since moving from the North to the South, I have learned that a lady always puts "bless your/her/his heart" in front of an insult...
Me :/ especially in this moment as i have locked myself out of my house leaving for work. Car keys did not make it out alive
Reminds me of the young lady that almost backed over me in the Kroger parking lot and then had the nerve to call me stupid - she said I should not be walking behind cars in the parking lot!?!
lol saying stupid in a nice way for stupid people so they don't know you're really calling them stupid
Bad Luck ...... @Sara Ladowski please tell me you see this..i literally lol'd when i read it do to a recent convo ;-)
Looks like they found me out!
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#Funny #Quote | Instead of cleaning the house, I just turn off the lights … and get a good night sleep lol …
"Instead of cleaning the house, I just turn off the lights." | Quotes related to Green Cleaning Products
Move over mother-in-law, your old household rules no longer work for us in this day and age. This doesn’t mean that we no longer care about keeping our house clean and the family fed, just that things are a bit different now. So washing the utensils take a backseat when we have a good book to read and having the nearest fast food joint on speed dial is equivalent to being a good chef (well, almost). So stop feeling guilty and put these new rules on your housework mood board.
Instead of cleaning the house, I just turn off the lights..........good idea, must try.
Trying this immediately! Hope it works.
Funny Stuff / housework
Furniture Wax ad
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So true!!!!!!!@@@@@@@ Random Funny Pictures 75 Pics
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I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Someecards...lmao shannon did I not say this last night!!!!