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Reminds me of my own mom.LOL, reminds me of our moms together in HS Stac!

yes I know I'm a bitch. bitch trumps stupid motherfucker every time

Yes.I know I'm an Asshole. Asshole trumps stupid motherfucker every time.

Ugh, another thing I face almost daily!

My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

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Youve been diagnosed with a serious case of attention seeking disorder. I know TONS of people that must have a CRITICAL case of this. I highly dislike them. And the weak lame ass men who cater to them!

Please, don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back, and I can do it better than you

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them! -- so us haha

Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.

I don't just smile. I laugh like the crazy bitch I am. Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.

Ecard humor

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

Truth. And this is why I haven't worn half my clothes ever. Don't know WTF I am saving them for?

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day - me.this happened this morning actually.

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