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Love - it's a very special kind of love I reserve for very special people

From that first moment I laid my eyes on you...

From the first moment I laid my eye upon you, I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

This must be why I never paint mine. I can't remember the last time I did, but it's been a few years.

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Lol if only it was practical when 75 other loads are waiting lol

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

My mother ALWAYS confuses these two! Same with the roommates! ...lulz.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

I HATE clowns!!!

I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

I do this WAYYY too much haha

I do this only when I can't spell it close enough for spell check to tell me what I'm supposed to be spelling.

YES!

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body... now what?"

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

Or fall up them.  :o) us Karst girls fall UP usually...its a special skill

This made me laugh so hard! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life.a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs.

oh yes - thumbs up for outer discipline

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

Oh you look so familiar - hahaha. That's hilarious, I'm gonna have to try that one.

That would be awesome, if only I could say it and keep a straight face. hahaha I get told I look familiar all the time!so funny.

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Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

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"Oh I'll wake up and wash/blow dry/straighten my hair" . "I'll wake up early to shave my legs" . "If I go to bed now, I'll wake up early to finish this homework" . Alarm goes off: "Oh well, maybe I'll wake up early tomorrow to do it"

Soooo screwed!

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