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bwahaha!  This is totally my prankster of a sister!

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the.' Then he said "the what?" I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

That's just too much!!

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment. THIS IS MY LIFE

Falling (my friends know I'm a Klutz. This is perfect for me)

I don't fall. I attack the floor! Whether it's backwards, sideways, or head on, I don't fall. I never fall. I surprise attack the floor!

It's Friday!!   Now for the weekend!! What shall I find to do?   I sure hope it's a pretty one I'd love to lay on the beach!

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.



Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

seems pretty close to me :)

seems pretty close to me :)


sarcasm-just-one-of-the-many-services-i-offer-sarcasm-quote.png Verily, this is the Lord of Cats in a nutshell some days.