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And if I get pregnant after being raped, it's a gift from God.

You believed that a " birthday" cake was brought to him and that's why you cheated? No, you cheated and got caught by him and needed an excuse. Why would he want to go back to a lake where " several " men have dropped their pole into " when he is the owner of his own clean fishing hole? Your husband is the one I feel sorry for. He'll catch on eventually because you haven't changed. Does he have any idea how you are still "on the hunt"?

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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