"WE are totally doing that someday!!!!!" Yes! Except we would reverse it and it would be us standing outside the closet talking to random people then be like 'well its been fun, but I have to go back to narnia now' and walk into the closet!
"I bet you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today. The task is simple. Once you step off this elevator you will be handed an envelope, in that envelope is a key and a sheet of paper. That key is to a locker, in that locker is fifteen-thousand dollars. The sheet of paper will contain clues to help lead you along your way. The first one to the locker gets the money. Good luck and god-speed, we'll be watching." Then you immediately get off, never to be seen from again.