The answer is always yes

I have the same expectations for men as I do for Mondays. | Cry For Help Ecard |

Monday....and right now the air conditioning isn't even working great

Good way to remember.

#MapQuest #carmeme

This is SO true...


If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

pretty much

My kids call it 'yelling' when I raise my voice. I call it motivational speaking for the selective listener.


for reals.

You there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch! We been looking for you since Monday!


If you can't say anything nice, then you and I will probably get along just fine.


Funny Weekend Ecard: I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday TGIF!

I hate Mondays. I hate mornings. I hate working. Other than that, I'm a really happy person.