Funny Family Ecard: As a kid, my little sister was a pain in the ass. Now shes the one I call to help me plan your disappeearance. Now that's what I call sisterly love.

Funny Family Ecard: As a kid, my little sister was a pain in the ass. Now shes the one I call to help me plan your disappeearance. Now that's what I call sisterly love.

Flowers say "I'm sorry." Louis Vuitton says "I've learned my lesson." | Apology Ecard | someecards.com

Flowers say "I'm sorry." Louis Vuitton says "I've learned my lesson." | Apology Ecard | someecards.com

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: No! Of course cramps don't hurt! It's just my body laying a FREAKING egg and if it doesn't get used, my body will just RIP down the walls inside me. No big deal.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: No! Of course cramps don't hurt! It's just my body laying a FREAKING egg and if it doesn't get used, my body will just RIP down the walls inside me. No big deal.

You have to be just sneaky enough to make sure they're alive, but quiet enough that they don't see you and start with the, "Mom, mom, mom's"

You have to be just sneaky enough to make sure they're alive, but quiet enough that they don't see you and start with the, "Mom, mom, mom's"

January, February, March, April....September, October, November, December. Yup. Sounds about right.

January, February, March, April....September, October, November, December. Yup. Sounds about right.

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