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'Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la fuck my life - Nihilism Christmas Carol

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FAT Truth #5

Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Nothing in this world beats the taste of chocolate, nothing.

I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Sports Ecard: I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me.

LOL! Don't keep asking me if I'm mad until I get mad and then say "See, you're mad!" Because I will stab you.. Funny E-Cards - Clicky Pix

Funny Confession Ecard: The quickest way to get your husband to fix something, is to get out his tools and start the project yourself. So true!

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Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

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equal parts Penelope Garcia, Blanche Devereaux, and Clairee Belcher .

Cheating isn't an accident, falling off a bike is an accident, you don't trip & fall into a vagina.

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