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Funny Workplace Ecard: Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin.

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

You can stop playing the victim now. Everyone bought it....for now until the truth comes out and you can't keep up the poor little victim act

I don't like the swearing, but this is totally what I would say... minus the swear word ;)