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I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face. Hmmm yeah I just don't. Be nice or punch them in the face!

This is how I feel about 70% of the posts on facebook. There's no need to brag about shit.

omgosh I love this quote applies to many lol.Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise. LOL I think this one is my favorite one yet!

I'd love to talk but I'm in a hurry to get home so I can be alone.

I'd love to talk but I'm in a hurry to get home so I can be alone. Says every introvert ever.-Ok sometimes that's me

Yes she does

Free, Confession Ecard: They say actions speak louder than words so, instead of telling you how I feel, I'm just going to punch you in the throat.

Holla!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert. Ha ha ha so me!

I thought of you today.

I thought of you today. I also threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Yep, every time I think of him, gross! Wtf was I thinking!

Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

So I'm gonna go ahead and hold that against you forever.

Funny Confession Ecard: Forgive and forget? I'm neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's.

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

so me.lol "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

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