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THE TRUTH IN HUMOR! Funny Reminders Ecard: Just remember: Any bitch before me was a mistake & any bitch after me is a downgrade.

Haha!! Showing this to Joey.

I couldn't help but notice that I'm much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends. bahaha truth hurts and in wayyyy better shape!

Flight attendant prayer #aviationhumorpeople

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

Too bad you already crossed the line..now you get to deal with the consequences of your actions!!!

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Lookout bitches!!

Funny ecard: From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared ;


Busted can of biscuits

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Oh honey, you have gone beyond muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits.

It's just hard being this amazing;)

I"d tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

Pet peeve!!!!! I know so many people who do this!!! Hate it, dont post it if you dont want to be asked!

So true, and one of my pet peeves! "If you don't want to talk about it, don't post vague status updates on FB, fishing for people to ask you what's wrong!

Don't be fooled, dear. No matter how perfect he seems to be...there is someone who has already grown sick of his shit.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Don't be fooled, dear.there is someone who has already grown sick of his shit.

Don't mess with me!!! O so true! Nicest person ever till u try to play me for a fool!!

As a woman, I feel too deeply and care too much. That's what makes my love so strong. That's also what makes me a real bitch if you fuck with me [or my family]. Sorry for the language!

inspirational quotes from Great Albert Einstein!


"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid" ~ Albert Einstein - Focus on where your strengths lie, not your weaknesses.