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Especially now with all the political mail coming through. And then the Christmas cards.

Sometimes people just won't shut up and I don't have a good excuse to get off the phone!

Oh sorry about that long pause.I was just trying to bang myself with the phone cord. This is how I feel when dealing with some of the dumbass people that call me at work.


Funny Workplace Ecard: Oh wow, you're calling out of work again? I think I'll more surprised when you actually come in and stay a full day.

All day, everyday!

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: No seriously. Don't mistake my perky phone voice for actually liking you. I get paid to be nice to jerk wads like you.


Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that doing my best displeases you Do tell me how I can stretch myself further to meet your impossibly high standards