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My boyfriend needs to understand this. I am not a bitch for not talking to that girl that I don't like, I just don't want to be rude to her and I don't ever pretend to like someone when I don't.

I DON'T CARE and I don't care that I don't care either. The older I get the more I feel this way....about stupid stuff that is.

600 shopping carts in the grocery store and I keep picking the one with the front wheel that likes to pirouette like a ballerina on speed.

Yep. I think I get that honest from my Daddy lol

Funny Halloween Ecard: You strike me as one of those people who hands out fruit on Halloween.

All of my coworkers are like 'I am going to drink and partay this weekend!' and I'm like 'I'm going to visit my best friend, drink tea and do granny crafts.' I totally have the better plans.

Funny Flirting Ecard: No one ignores me quite the way that you do.

Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Gotta print this for my diary when I go back to work.

Funny Baby Ecard: Oh, that's cute that you let your kid get away with everything. Won't be cute when he is 28 and still living in your basement.