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bir doz minik güzel şey: Eylül 2012

When I grow up, I want to marry a grown man who plays video games.

The next time you say, "I don't care" to anything I ask...I'm going to punch you in the face!

this is how i feel about my boyfriend every single night. someday i'm going to make something ridiculous for dinner.

Funny Wedding Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty fucking annoying.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty fucking annoying.

@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

-My mom always said, just remember if you embarrass me.I WILL embarrass you too!

This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Funny Apology Ecard: This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

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eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

Hahahah!!!! I was just thinking this today! Stupid signs... Nobody cares if there's a baby on board or how many stick people are in your family!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Oh my god!!! I totally thought this same exact saying and punch line when I was pumping the other day!  I thought I was all funny for coming up with it. Guess I'm not original ;)

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

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