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I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face - funny ecards

22 Reasons Why Gym Class Is The Most Horrifying Part Of Childhood

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

...the reason I have no friends...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

Omg, I think this all the time! Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

True. :) But, I don't need credit. I know the truth. THe blame part sucks but again I know the truth and I know I am a great step-mom :)

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week (PICTURES)

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: That's how I roll, ladylike with a wad of bitch in my back pocket

LMAO

"Some people come into your life as a blessing. other people come into your life as a lesson. Those people are better known as douchebags." BAHAHAHA Oh so true.

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

Pictures of the week, 99 pics. Why Am I Cranky ? Maybe Because F*Ck You.

If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

Gotta love stupid trash talkers.

What other people say or think about me is their problem.what I say or think of myself is my problem.what God knows about me is the truth.and His truth will set me free! May I believe what God knows to be true!

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges.  I do, however, remember facts.  Forever.  - lol

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

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