ENTJ - We're scary good at reading people. So if you provoke us into a rare fury we will use all the nasty little things we know about you to rip you to pieces. I NEVER expected this to be as big as it is, but I'm glad because it makes all of us take a step back and consider our priorities!
No no no. This is why we have watches, calculators, address and phone books, calendars, why do you even need to text your friend while you're at their house? Amazingly all of these things were invented before the cell phone.... This is why I hate people.
Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Thanks for that passive-aggressive post that was obviously about me but that you very cleverly disguised with thinly veiled anonymity. I'll be sure to 'Like' and comment with 'Say it to my face, Bitch!'