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ENTJ - We're scary good at reading people. So if you provoke us into a rare fury we will use all the nasty little things we know about you to rip you to pieces. I NEVER expected this to be as big as it is, but I'm glad because it makes all of us take a step back and consider our priorities!

That horrifying moment when you're looking for an adult, but you realize you are an adult. So you look around for an older adult. An adultier adult. Someone better at adulting than you.

No no no. This is why we have watches, calculators, address and phone books, calendars, why do you even need to text your friend while you're at their house? Amazingly all of these things were invented before the cell phone.... This is why I hate people.

Please don't ask for my advice when all you really want is for me to validate that the incredibly stupid decision you are about to make regardless of what I tell you, ok.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Thanks for that passive-aggressive post that was obviously about me but that you very cleverly disguised with thinly veiled anonymity. I'll be sure to 'Like' and comment with 'Say it to my face, Bitch!'

REALLY important question. So important. - Page 3

Really. My pet peeve. Just put the shopping cart up people.