"•The Defibrillator Toaster     My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming:   “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”  “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”  He’s bread, Jim.  Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M  ----------------  If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!   JAM IT!   “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

"•The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming: “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M ---------------- If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

OMG!! I love unusual things and this clock is just that!! A must have in my (our) new place!!

OMG!! I love unusual things and this clock is just that!! A must have in my (our) new place!!

I should make a stack of these to carry around...

I should make a stack of these to carry around...

Dave's Olde Book Shop~ My sweetie got me this for Christmas and I love it! Very durable and looks fabulous!

Dave's Olde Book Shop~ My sweetie got me this for Christmas and I love it! Very durable and looks fabulous!

things to say to Siri. Just did this entire list. LOL she's a sassy one

100+ Funny Things to Say to Siri

things to say to Siri. Just did this entire list. LOL she's a sassy one

Goldfish tea bag, a really cute and creative idea. |LOL, Damn! Funny and Awesome pictures.

Funny Pictures Today! (10 Pics

Goldfish tea bag, a really cute and creative idea. |LOL, Damn! Funny and Awesome pictures.

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Nostril-Mouth Speakers

"I got my kids to try this...and just about peed my pants at the looks on their faces when it worked"...ok I totally mentioned this to my husband who immediately ran to try this. It doesn't really work. But it was hysterical to watch

$23.58 Iphone charger that lets you answer an actual phone when it rings! Crazy!

$23.58 Iphone charger that lets you answer an actual phone when it rings! Crazy!

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