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Even though Pride and Prejudice didn't even break into my top 10 favorite books, it has a billion and a half times more substance than any of the books in the 50 Shades series. That's what counts for me, not saucy tacky sex scenes...

Thank you for updating Facebook again with what you ate for dinner. The suspense was killing me.

I may seem quiet and reserved, but if you mess with those I love, I will open up a world of crazy that will make your scariest nightmares se.

Excluding my boss, who goes running during our lunch hour when it's blazing outside, and claims to love it..