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I wasn't that drunk.....

Reason # 1001 for Sobriety. Many people drink alcohol to drown their problems. Unfortunately, problems are pretty good swimmers. And Alcohol is a liar. It promises to make things better but in reality makes them worse.

my patience ran out. now who do i punch? haha

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

19 of the best 'I wasn't that drunk!' texts

Lol, was I drunk? Well you dug up mom's garden. Because, and I quote, Fuck- Farmville.

Text I wasn't that drunk trooper

This is why we record--to recall where we went in The Vortex with The Federation

@Annekah Tolley @Kylie Martinez @Savannah Elise @Liesel Rebekah-  yep. Sums up all of our sibling arguments.

rule in arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar. rule in arguments if they have correct grammar, correct their spelling.


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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what I think everytime I stick my leg out from underneath the blanket! Sad but true lol

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Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.