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"Mostly, I just sit around all day being fantastic." - someecards

"Mostly, I just sit around all day being fantastic." - someecards

Whether this is true or not... I seriously love Jim Carrey. Hilarious.

Whether this is true or not... I seriously love Jim Carrey. Hilarious.

this reminds me of my best friend...she never has needed to go to the gym!

this reminds me of my best friend...she never has needed to go to the gym!

exactly. i know you don't see me like that, but when i ask you what time does the game start i'm not asking for your hand in freaking marriage. no. all i want is the time an then i will leave you alone dang! you ain't even cute!!

exactly. i know you don't see me like that, but when i ask you what time does the game start i'm not asking for your hand in freaking marriage. no. all i want is the time an then i will leave you alone dang! you ain't even cute!!

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.

That's right...it's really a clue/safety tip that you might need to rephrase IMMEDIATELY!!

That's right...it's really a clue/safety tip that you might need to rephrase IMMEDIATELY!!