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Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place. Haha so true!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: You do realize that my vagina has an On and Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth.

Free and Funny News Ecard: You do realize that my vagina has an On and Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth.

Can you give me a minute? I'm looking for a fuck to give.

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.HAHA. my life.

Every time I go out in public and see people I know.

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

If+you're+funny,+you're+automatically+79%+more+attractive.+Beauty+fades+but+sarcasm+is+forever.

Free, Confession Ecard: If you're funny, you're automatically more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning?

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Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning? Sometimes in the morning this is me!

(funny,funny stuff,lol,lolsotrue,true story,so true,i can relate,bitch)

Sarcasm only does the job some of the time. it's like being a bitch jokingly even though you're kinda serious. When that doesn't work any more, you just say the same thing with out sarcasm.

Funny Family Ecard: Yeah BITCH, it's totally realistic to think it's everyone else...when your dumb ass is the common denominator in every situation!

Funny Family Ecard: Yeah BITCH, it's totally realistic to think it's everyone else.when your dumb ass is the common denominator in every situation! Sounds like someone I know

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I thought of you today. I also threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Yep, every time I think of him, gross! Wtf was I thinking!

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