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  • Bethany Miller

    I may start doing this!!! There are always kids that don't belong to me in my yard!!! Great idea!

  • Stephanie Kolaske

    too funny! Another pinner said: I want one for my classroom door that says something like, "Please reinforce our rules at home or I'll give your kid ice cream right before they leave for the day..."

  • Lisa Abel

    Saw this at the craft show this weekend but it said free puppy! Funny stuff...

  • Stephanie Young

    Coffee shop warning! This is so funny!!

  • Christina Caldwell

    Sign outside of a coffee shop: "Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten!" Bahahaha watch yo kids

  • Fan

    Hilarious restaurant or coffe shop sign! "Unattended children will be given expresso and a free kitten".

  • Lauren Street

    I have a hard time resisting the urge to beat unattended children with a bat.

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