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so funny & true.
wet nail polish
Too funny, but true
Hahahaha always remember this.
YES! WTH is with all the nail crap!!!
I should really finish this bottle of nailpolish before I buy a new one. Said no woman ever.
You're only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger. #Support the 2nd Amendment
LVC people would know and understand this..I've never had doors held for me for more than 30 seconds anywhere but there.
When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.
This couldn't be more true!! Lol And Florida. That is PERFECT!! Haha
Sometimes I look at my bathroom floors and counters and think 'How am I not bald ?'
Please cancel my subscription... I've had enough of your issues.
I love waking up with you by my side. You turn dull moments into entertaining ones. You're always there for me. iPhone, I'd be lost without you.
We may feel dressed up but secretly every woman knows maxi skirts are really just crotchless yoga pants....
I have owned over a million bobby pins and hair-ties in my lifetime. Do you want to know how many I have now? Maybe 5.
Love that Kat Kitson saw this and thought of me :) So much truth.