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Being well spoken is important, after all.

This pin is a lie. I hardly ever take the high road and almost always want to run someone's ass over.

Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

I just want to let you know that if you ever need to have a plant killed, I'm the person to do that job.