Story of my life

I've explained to my husband that I express my emotions not through words, but through irrational behavior. He's pretty excited about the future.

True story.

lord this explains how i feel all the time

SO true!

yes!

True.

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Your inappropriateness has no boundaries. I like that shit. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com

If you smack your mouth one more time, I'm gonna smack your mouth. #PetPeeve

Hehe

Lol, I feel like this sometimes... okay, a lot of times... can you blame me? I'm in high school! I spend my day with a bunch of teenagers!

sounds about right

Funny Friendship Ecard: We could probably take over the world together. Or just sit around and judge everyone without mercy.

Story of my life

Sometimes I look at people and wonder how they've made it this far. | #someecards

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Me every day