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Needs more bacon!

Winning.

Ever looked at your ex and wondered "Was i drunk the entire relationship" - funny quotes | life quotes | relationship quotes |

Did you fall from heaven, because... have sex with me - BEST PICK UP LINE EVER!

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Hey girl...

Find the girl who falls for this pickup line and marry her! | Bad pickup lines | Geek & Nerd Humor | Howard from Big Bang Theory #funny #Math #Jokes | re-pinned by http://www.wfpcc.com

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To do list.

I have to do this now!