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I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore.

I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean let's be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.

So true! Never thought my life would be more work once Lucas started dressing himself!



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going thru this right now, nauseus, weight loss, loss of appetite, memory loss:( I wish it said extreme sexiness!

Maybe not the killing that cat part, but this is so true! -- Thank goodness I don't have a phone... :P

very true.. or to quote ron white, "if life hands you lemons, find someone whose life handed them vodka, and have a party!"