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seriously, bothers me on a daily basis.

seriously, bothers me on a daily basis. I thought i was the only one wondering that!

Friday Funny – Working Out! | Lynn Dove's Journey Thoughts

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

SERIOUSLY

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

Just wasn't thinking...

He stole Hanukkah but he's wearing a Santa suit? I really wanted to see the grinch in a yamaka!

I made this margarita with my kids slushie machine. Dont judge. random

I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Alex had to ask which drinks were his when we busted out the slushie machine!

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Yeah, like A LOT!

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Yes, yes it is!

Pacifically this one drives me crazy! My EX said that all the time and it drove me crazy.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

Because you have to prove you love each other by showing everyone else. Ugh so annoying

shades of grey babies humor

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

Motherhood Merit Badges. So true. I have earned all but 2, the Fisherman and Disney badges

The Badges of Motherhood

The Badges of Motherhood - Scary Mommy I have earned a good chunk of these.

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You never really know someone until you play UNO with them and that jerk hits you with a Draw Four. This is how card games are when you play with my family. My mom is deadly!

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