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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. Yup, i need to remember that. Don't worry Katie, you'll find out soon enough that you are the less fortunate now.

That's why ya don't drink Fireball around your best friends or a group that has grown too large for your comfort level ;)

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Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

This just reminds me of that guy from Breaking Bad that says "Bitch" after every sentence.

So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch, well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.

Burn me once, shame one you. Burn me twice, shame on ME! I hate being burnt =P

Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like.Giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed you the first time - Wow - so true!

Love this! LOL

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What Does EX Means ?

When your relationship ends… EX means: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life…

If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number, then that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem.

Liberals/Progressives/Democrats/Far Lefters take note. If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number, then that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem. Haha so true

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