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Turkey on wheat would be great.

I love how in scary movies the person yells out 'Hello?' As if the killers going to be like 'yeah i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?

Duh! Now outta my way! Lol

If you can run in heels, you can do anything! (I can barely walk in runners most days - but I sure can run in heels)

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LOL!! Yep! Comme l'a si bien montré Louis-José Houde dans De père en flic!

I really hate spider webs I`m always afraid that the spider got caught somewhere in my hair :P

True, but not the broken ones

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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. Yup, i need to remember that. Don't worry Katie, you'll find out soon enough that you are the less fortunate now.

boom. roasted.

Funny pictures about Calling the cops like a boss. Oh, and cool pics about Calling the cops like a boss. Also, Calling the cops like a boss photos.

For those of us who have worked at Walmart, we know that everyday in there *is* a horror movie!

Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals? I want a scary movie in Walmart. "Clean up on aisle "But sir.There is no aisle "dramatic music" Walmart is a scary place.

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My life! I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited!

'Just remember, you wouldn't look good in prison stripes'. Haha

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

This is too true. Be forewarned!

I have three sides. The quiet and sweet side. The fun and crazy side. The side you never want to see.

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. ~ God is Heart

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 232 // my heart begs for chocolate and wine

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