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Scary Mommy Manifesto

I wouldn't call this the Scary Mommy Manifesto. I would call it the Anti-judging Mommy Manifesto.

True....

So true. rarely ever do I have time to do my hair, makeup, or wear nice clothes, but that's because my time is better spent with my kids. They'll remember whether mom spent quality time with them or not.

Very funny! #moms #quote

My poor mom, I used to sit outside her door. I thought it was our "special" alone time. Poor woman just wanted to pee! Love you mom!

Sons

Ooooh I will be this kind of mom when the boys are older. I will keep those kinds of girls away from my sons. No one did it for my hubby when he was young and I will not let that happen to my boys.

Absolutely hilarious! Putting this on the wall!

The first row and the last row are true. I suppose the last column (Ultra safe) would be too if I drank wine. Let's just change that whole column to "chocolate" instead of wine.

Ha ha! So very true with my little girl! I know the nursery workers at church would attest to this!

Rocking a baby to sleep is actually a lot less like a Johnson & Johnson commercial and a lot more like wrestling a 20 lb bag of snakes. (SO true!

fact!  or cleaning before you have a house full of company!pick up before --Heaven knows you have to clean after!!

Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

The Southern Lady Cooks: Rules of Chocolate

Chocolate covered strawberries count as fruit. Make sure to eat servings of fruit a day. I just don't agree with White chocolate is not real chocolate!

did your mom every say these things to you? I remember some of these and some came from dad...but it's funny!

Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom!

From the moment they placed you in my arms you snuggled right into my heart. wall art wall quote wall sayings, (murals, eye candy signs)

when I have kids. this saying will be somewhere in their nursery.From the moment they placed you in my arms you snuggled right into my heart. wall art wall quote wall sayings

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Take a look at this 'Five Deadly Terms' Sign.it is amazing that as a woman it seems like I've always known the meaning of these terms.and yet the men in my life still do not understand their meaning.

This is too perfect for words

Ugh I'm so over mother making excuses for their asshole children. my house is not messy.

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