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I know!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I used to be a people-person. but people ruined that for me. As a waitress this is sooooo true.


Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

Yes!! Another reason I dislike going to Walmart!

Free and Funny News Ecard: Why yes, Wal-Mart, I'd love to wait in line for 30 minutes behind a pajama-clad person who lacks deodorant and a bra. It's so nice of you to have 2 whole registers open.


Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.

someecards.com - ahhh that feeling when the first sip of coffee touches your soul.....

Coffee Humor: Ahhh, that feeling when the first sip of coffee touches your soul.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Weeding out the problem

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

#running #inspiration #motivation

I know I have a vagina, but I'm gonna need you to suck my dick.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.