With both arms loaded with bags of shopping I freed an empty box at Aldi with my pinky down to the floor, rolled the new groceries in and kicked it all the way to the cashier... Im sure I looked very elegant and graceful.
Dial up - A couple of years ago my husband asked me how to get on the internet.. I told him to double click the chrome icon on my desktop.. He replies, "You mean I don't have to wait for it to go skawweeeerreeweeeert?!" Nope, it's not 1996 anymore. :]