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You know, I could keep this house a lot cleaner if you people would just stop living here.
- I like that it's called "Wise Guys", but guess from the pointed comments (& services, not that guys can't get the goods) directed at females - Should be "Stupid guys" as YOU UGLY not bound to draw them in -
I don't know the story this is referencing, but I don't mind objectifying this lovely man just a little.
BRO IDK YOU BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ BE MY BFF
Peter's natural hair color is blonde.Obviously.lol
i'm slightly surprised when people tell me i'm intimidating i'm just like, you only ever see me in class and all i'm doing is taking notes how is that scary i mean really.
This just in: Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
People, people...are you laughing? I am because I would LOVE to say this to a few people I know. I don't think I would ever conjure up the nerve though.
I've always said it's hard to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person..... it's actually not fair!!
LOL! I wish I could show this to random people I meet who have something negative to say about how close in age my kids are.