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Pinterest makes me like people Ive never met... Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.
Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
'Should I add more liquor?' is the most ridiculous question I've ever been asked.
Sometimes I forget to change the captions on my pins and worry people will think I really said that.
'Wow, that Lean Cuisine really filled me up', said no one ever.
I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes!
Funny Family Ecard: Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.
I'll have you know I went into Target looking for two things, and I only came out with eleven.
I think i finally get this shit...... 'Adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.
I'm 'it's 8:30 and you wanna start a movie this late?' years old! When did I become this person? LOL
Kids, I am giving you some healthy treats because I already ate all the Fun Size Twix I was supposed to hand out.
This is so true! How are we (college students) supposed to fit our 3 5000 page books, notes and papers, and a laptop on that little desk?