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Whenever someone does this to me, I put them on speakerphone and get on the computer. If you insist on blabbing, I will get a LOT of computer work done. (I did this today actually and while I'm typing this message. I'm not kidding.)

Oh I'm in a 'pissy mood'... Sorry that rainbows and gumdrops aren't flying out of my ass today!

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Funny Quotes About Working Out (or Rather, NOT Working Out)

Hilarious Instagram quotes that might help you laugh your way to a workout.