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Honey, can you pick up Pizza? Or in my case Honey, can you make a pizza? haha I've been busy pinning nutritious recipes for our family all day.

I doooooooo

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Debit card

This reminds me of my pumped at work. it should say "Amount correct?" I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount is okay?

Scrolling for birth year

Nothing makes me feel old like having to scroll down to find my birth year.

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I didn't get it at first cause I never call people. And thought don't touch the phone if you want it to go to voicemail.

I think i finally get this shit...... 'Adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.

"I think I finally get this shit. 'adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans." hahaha 'bout sums it up!

Ok, maybe not the online shopping cart, but everything else.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again.'

Free and Funny News Ecard: Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying,

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

Because you have to prove you love each other by showing everyone else. Ugh so annoying

If I Got A Dollar A Pin I'd Be Rich! (: seriously I have a board with like 867 pins and all of my pins added together are oops

Haha i workout because i love sweets and i like to workout too i guess.  Decisions, decisions. Have no-sugar added desserts!

No Sugar Added - Skinny Desserts

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

I know so many ppl like this!

when I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed with me expensive taste and no money. Champagne taste with a beer budget!

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