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The only men I trust. Jack, Jim, and Jose. - They have never let me down.

The fact that someone took the time to put this together is a little disturbing . . . but a decent giggle nonetheless. :)

They'll never have a girlfriend

Funny pictures about They'll never have a girlfriend. Oh, and cool pics about They'll never have a girlfriend. Also, They'll never have a girlfriend photos.

what whiskey will not cure

What Whiskey Will Not Cure Wood Sign Irish Proverb Wall Decor St.

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge??  He he, made me smile

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? A very good question!

I broke the window again. Dads gonna be pissed. I'll just tell him you did it. But I didnt. Yeah I know. Lol

What is love? Who doesn't love a corny pun? What is love? No more Who doesn't love a corny pun?

irish car bomb jello shots--nom! - Click image to find more Food & Drink Pinterest pins

Now you can have your Irish Car Bomb leisurely with this St. Patrick’s Day Jello Shot. Irish Car Bomb Jell-O Shots.

It's still odd the feeling I always had when we would part ways because the timing just wasn't right. I attribute it to fate.

And if you really need him, fate won't let you lose him. Fate will bring him back. It may not be soon, but fate will bring him back.

Haha such a funny quote!

Humor - When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.

Tough Decision

Was there really any question? Who wouldn't choose booze, food & fun over real life?

HA HA HA HA YES!! I HATE men who look down on women and especially don't like a smart one! Screw you!

Are you intimidated by intelligent women? Then, right now would be a really good time to fuck off. Hahaha made me laugh at the dumb bitch that thinks she has the upper hand

Horeca universiteit www.horecauniversiteit.nl Inspiratie pins van de Horeca Universiteit

Excuse me, miss, what's the soup du jour? The Soup of the Day.sounds good, think I'll have that.

Hey, you know what rhymes with drunk?  Sex  reminds me of myself! lol

Hey, you know what rhymes with drunk? Sex reminds me of myself! lol I can see you saying this too!

Haha if only...

You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

Thank goodness I have a good friend or I woud be in trouble a lot.lol

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