'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you. Someecards Funny, Funny Crazy People Quotes, Crazy People Ecards, Some Ecards Funny, Funny Crazy Quotes, Crazy Funny Quotes, Someecards Com, Funny Ecards, Crazy Quotes Funny
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For my sister: funny quote - I want to make everything on Pinterest. Unless it has more than 5 steps. Aint nobody got time for that. *Yeah really. :P
I want to make everything on Pinterest. Unless it has more than 5 steps. Aint nobody got time for that :) #funny #ecard
Ain't nobody got time for that! Lol I literally said this the other day! Funny stuff!
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For real, though.
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Funny Workplace Ecard: People think because you tolorate them at work you are friends......NEGATIVE BITCH, I'm just trying to keep my job!
Ecards! #funny #ecards @Rachael E Poston
Funny and oh so true!!!
Bwahaha :) funny stuff
Work humor Too funny!
Lol too funny. #truth
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Hahaha!!!! Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate.
I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate. @Christy Samples
beauty sleep. Can't stop laughing.
beauty sleep hahahahahahah
beauty sleep... =O
I swear people ask me this while I'm on the middle of sending a patient out as if I have time to even look at you, or even answer you...
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!#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
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Hilarious!!! Tho more appropriate on my Tid Bits of Wisdom Board instead of my Funny Stuff Board!
pity train | funny ecard
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Saying sorry never fixed anything. You could try just not being an asshole instead. Says my boyfriend in a other words as there isn't a day I don't piss him off for being an assjole
Saying sorry never fixed anything. You could try just not being an asshole instead. ....you know who
Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: Saying sorry never fixed anything. You could try just not being an asshole instead.
eCards - Saying sorry never fixed anything. You could try just not being an asshole instead.
Saying sorry doesn't fix things...just try not being an asshole
So true! Some things just can't be undone with saying "sorry"
ROTFLMAO! Just snorted my drink I was laughing so hard.
Oh, how I love introvert humor
quote to live by
Ooooo man funnnnnnyyyyy
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pretty sure some people were conceived through anal sex. there is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
OMG, Hahahahaha, I know it's wrong but I had to
...or look that much LIKE an asshole naturally.
Birth of an Ass. Birth of the VALLEY!
Oh the truth hurts...
gross but so funny
Birth of an Ass.
Hahaha so true!
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HAHAHA dying. my friend just said this to a certain someone LMFAO. so true
Omg one of the best ever!!! Love love love!! So true!!! Hahahaha
haha. this would have been perfect in high school.
I do think this about some people! it's so true
Bahhahahaha! So true of some people I know...
hahahaha omg hilarious! And OH SO true!!!!!!
oh snaaap... So true about some people!!
Bahaha so funny!
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It amazes me how some people can be extremely rude, emit a hearty guffaw and get away with it! If I tried pulling some of the same lines I would probably have been fired. IMHO #love #humor #sarcasm #funny #life #love #perspective #quotes #dryhumor #smile #laughter #joy Chic.St Sense of Humor <3
Who me?... #funny #ecards #lol #bitch #jk #humor
ecards..... one of those "sad but incredibly true" things
bwahahahahaha so true! and still laughing....
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I hate gossip. What's that? You heard a bunch of stories about me? From someone who hates me? That shit MUST be true!!
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What's that? You heard a bunch of stories about me? From someone who hates me? That shit MUST be true! #funny #ecards #quotes #ItBurns #stupidity #idiots #morons #haters #shade #reputation #cred
funny how easily people believe the things they hear... reminds me of the lyrics in Adele's song "just because you heard it, doesn't mean I said it,... just because I said it, doesn't mean I meant it...."
Funny Confession Ecard: What's that? You heard a bunch of stories about me? From someone who hates me? That shit MUST be true!!
Ain't that the truth. Let a couple of these folks spend a few minutes with me and see how they start looking at things. People believing silly lies on fb doesn't mean anything to me. What matters is what they actually believe when they talk to me in person and when they see the whole picture.
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This is only funny cause it's so true
Haha. So true. Makes me laugh.
funny stuff ...
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Funny baby products. "Pull to sound alarm" pacifier. Clever =D Repinned from Beverlyann Nash-Gibson
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Pull To Sound Alarm Pacifier Funny! #Parent humor #pacifier #babies
i wish they had this pacifier when my kids were babies. too funny.
Too funny!! And oh, so true if your baby loves their pacifier!!
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Pull to Sound Alarm Pacifier - best baby gift ever
So true - funny - baby stuff ....
Good baby gift idea!
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okay first off...reasons and things DON'T need apostraphes. Second YOU'RE* a dumbass. This whole thing makes me laugh. :)
****The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass**** these ecards are funny but use your head people.
Puts a new spin on my fav..."love ur face"...Funny Flirting Ecard: Your face, I like that shit.
You are offended by the things I say? Imagine the stuff I hold back. | News Ecard
You sir, are a turd face. Hahaha I don't know why this made me laugh so hard!
EVERYONE can tell when you don't tip your hairdresser ;) #salon humor
Funny Flirting Ecard: Your face, I like that shit.
A quote by Miss Haley Gee
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Having a nickname for your husband to use only with your girlfriends allows you to feel like having a high school crush all over again!
"Why don't I have a nickname?" "You do. We just don't use it when you're around... Slut."
Funny. True. So funny.
haha story of my life
too true!!! hahaha
I agree lol ;)
:-) i don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but i do admire your total commitment to it. lol!
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:-) i don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but i do admire your total commitment to it. lol!<Me to other fandoms.
THAT'S TOTAL COMMITMENT
Total commitment, lol
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked. Amen!
such a true and funny ecard. My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.
Funny Friendship Ecard
He's a nice person #ecards
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Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when people say 'He's a nice person once you get to know him' They might as well just say 'He's a douche, but you'll get used to it'. LOL
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100 Things 2 Do: What Word/s Will People Define You By? This is me, half the time I'm like, Did I really just say that out loud?
Lol sometimes i can totally relate. 100 Things 2 Do: What Word/s Will People Define You By?
Bahaha....100 Things 2 Do: What Word/s Will People Define You By?
So not me...but still so funny!
Oops, thinking out loud again!
I make my mom blush a lot!!!!
Que: foot in mouth, my life
Risky business :)
My entire life.
Funny because it's true.