I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except for sober. I've pretended to be sober a few times.
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I Don't Pretend To Be Anything I'm Not...Except Sober, I've Pretended To Be Sober A Few Times funny quotes quote jokes lol funny quote funny quotes funny sayings humor
The only thing I pretend to be is sober
Haha yes! #quotes #sayings #funny #humor #laugh
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Story of my life
True Statement.-- P tells me to quit my job daily....
Get rich quick
If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co worker out, I wouldn't need to work anymore
If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com
sounds familiar. This one is for a special friend who has been having contractions for a few days ;)
someecard "If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy coworker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore."
Congress, Ladies and Gentlemen. Idiots on ice.
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This is me... Daily
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every day of my life in nursing school
Amen to that.
hahaha basically my life today
So. So. True. Haha Joe is not even allowed to touch the tree!!!
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So. So. True. Haha Joe is not even allowed to touch the tree!!!
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May 8, 2014 - Gloria, you've never had any real friends: just a bunch of losers who can't do any better. Anyone with a working brain cell thinks you're a moron. Drop dead. I hate morons, especially selfish, cruel morons.
This goes out to the bitch who always complains about having no friends, and decides its okay to screw up my life.
Pssst. The reason you have no friends left is because you're a shady, selfish....
this is SO true... it's sad that some people never realize the reason they don't have any friends left is not because they chose that it's because no one wants to be friend with them anymore.
Lol! True story!
Ghost prank…I mean I can't stop laughing. This poor kid.
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Ghost prank…I mean I can't stop laughing. This poor kid. but FUNNIEST THING EVER
OMG!! Ghost prank fail! This is so funny
Ghost prank…I mean I can't stop laughing. This poor kid. #prank #funny #gif
Ghost prank fail . This poor kid.
Ghost prank… I can't stop laughing. This poor kid. I watched this more times than i probably should have!
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My life sometimes... This is one of my biggest pet peeves!
Seriously my biggest pet peeve... Hate this!!! PUT THE PHONE DOWN AND BE PRESENT OR GO HOME AND BE BY YOURSELF!
Seriously. My biggest pet peeve with some people!
My life this past semester summed up in one ecard!!!!
one of my biggest pet peeves! so true
Yeah, I hate people like this...
Every day at work, I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head.
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Hahaha I wonder this every damn day
Literally every single day.
Bahaha good thing I work at home!
HAHA!! Not anymore, but this was my life a few months ago!! lol
Oh dear... Everyday at work!
Teacher Problems lmao
Every day at work, I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head.- this happens at home too...
Never saying microwave again.
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Never saying microwave again..... ALSO ironing board is 'bwrdd smwddio' (literally board smoothio)
Haha that's so funny!!
It's either "popty ping" or "science oven". It'll never be "microwave" again.
Never saying microwave again. I can't stop laughing!!!
whenever i'm sad I just think about how the welsh word for "microwave" is popty ping.
I could have made one of these with all the stuff my college roommate said in her sleep.
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I can't stop laughing @Amanda Snelson Coggins Phillips !!! I'm dying over here!!
This is my boyfriend. ... The funny stuff said during sleep, not the picture
I'm sure my college roommates, such as @Sarah Chintomby Elizabeth would have plenty to add to this..."/
I laughed so hard at this ....people sleep talking are SO funny.
Laughed so hard I snorted. Becky is on fire again.
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story of my life working as a teacher:)
So true with my kids. I feel sorry for their teachers.
Soooo bad, but so true:)!
Made up and spelled "creatively" - no kidding give the kid real name.
lolololololololololololololololol so true for so many baby names nowadays
What is up
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Laughing way to hard!! His face tho
Alex Trebek jokes sometimes. Bahahaha!!!!
Alex's triumphant "I made a joke" face is so funny that it actually makes me a little bit sad.
Alex Trebek has a sense of humor. Who knew!?
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Those skeletons though. Us Americans and our Fahrenheit
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Why is this so funny? British skeletons, of course they are dancing sarcastically.
What happens when you confuse units of temperature. <---- British skeletons dance sarcastically. That's what happens.
LAUGHING SO HARD. 'They're british skeletons of course their dancing sarcastically' omgg
What happens when you confuse units of temperature. :D I can't stop laughing!!
Currently watching Gilmore Girls on this fine Saturday night.
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True story bro!
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My life motto.
So true though... SHERLOCK & DOCTOR WHO FOREVER!
True. And reading books.
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Ahhh, puberty! Find Funny stuff to Pin here: http://associate.graymafia.com/?p=72083
I did that too in high school and in college. Lol
Are you doing math problems for fun? Yeah. I love being mentally challenged. I'm glad you're coming to terms with it.
Cyanide Happiness - challenge yourself
When You’ve Finally Caught Up
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Story of my life!!!!
This is America, people.
Politically correct. Amen.
I'm tired of everyone wanting to be politically correct so they don't offend someone. You know what I find offensive? Not being able to freely offend someone. Freedom of speech and expression. Ben Carson for Oresident!
“In this era of political correctness, some people seem unaware that being squeamish about words can mean being blind to realities.” Thomas Sowell
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this commercial cracked me up. amazeballs and totes mcgoats got me!
My fave commercial right now hahha I love when the 2nd guy says TOTES MAGOTES in such a deep voice ..kills me! @Angie Loranger
One of the funniest commercials EVER! Seeing James Earl Jones saying "Totes McGotes"!! I die every time!
My new favorite commercial!!!! Totes mcgotes!!!
one of my fav commercials! so funny!!
Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm inventing a new time clock for work. When you swipe your badge, a Valium pops out!